Straight up? I don’t have sexy legs, never have, never will (for proof, please see above), but at the moment my legs are particularly AWFUL as a) I was kicked by a horse last weekend, which means I have a massive bruise on my right thigh AND b) the god damn foam roller has been creating these odd, round bruises on my thigh which look hideous, in and of themselves.
PS I foam roll from my hip to my knee, but not the actual bones (as Losing Weight In the City Asked earlier)
