There I was just a-sittin’ at my desk,
singin’ “Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do”
Snappin’ my fingers and stompin’ my feet,
singin’ “Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do”
I looked good (so good), I looked fine (so fine)
I looked good, I looked fine and then… I nearly lost my mind… because…
WTF-PEOPLE-FROM-HIGH-SHCHOOL-TAGGING-PHOTOS-OF-ME-FROM-MY-TUBBY-DAYS!!!!!!
I have not spoken to this girl in years (years!) yet BOOM! My little phone vibrates and I see, “two tagged photos of you,” and then I’m all like, “oh yay! High school memories, let’s check em out yo!” and then I see the two photos of my pregnant-looking-rugby-playing-days, and I want to bitch slap that girl so hard…
File Under: I was so blind to my weight in high school. Whoa.
File Under: Also, I am a drama Queen, I’m actually in a wonderful mood this morning :)

