~ Happy St. Patrick’s Day ~
I’ve had some of the most debaucherous drunken days of my life on this very day, and also spent most of them quite tubby…

And so tonight, in an attempt not to repeat the past and drink more than my weight in green beer, I’ll be pumpin’ dee iron in dee gym. WHO’S EXCITED? I am! I am! (false: I’m really not).
In other news, I have fuzzy-wuzzy hair today, and my office is being all festive and merry. 
My Starbucks cup also matches my outfit (SCORE!)… it’s true, little things amuse me.
