As I was leaving lunch today, a girl stopped me on the street. She wouldn’t stop talking to me so I eventually had to turn my back on her.
She followed me for a couple blocks, but eventually got the hint and left.
Whatever. It’s been a good day.
This is how it actually went down;
Ben: E, can I please, please, please get a photo with you? I want to look cool on my blog.
Ben: I’ll pay you $200
E: In cash?
E: O.k., but no touching.
Pa certainly isn’t lying when he says Ben fabricates the truth [the entire time].