Ohhhh… online dating is gonna be funnnnnnnn!!
Boy: I was going to make a sarcastic comment about one of your pics… but then I was like “shit, she’s really working that black dress.” So, there you have it; honesty.
Me: I’m intrigued. Sarcastic comment?
Boy: Oh yeah! It was where you say something about how running counteracts the effects of your eating habits, and I was going to say something like “looks like running didn’t really pay off…”, but yes, then I saw the black dress photo, and I was like “hold up, she’s kinda working that”. And yeah, I’m white, but when I think that shit, *I say it in my mind in a black voice*. Know what I mean? I’m sure you talk with your neck and snap your fingers, too.
Cut n’ pasted folks. I couldn’t make this up if I tried. File under: complisult.
And fyi, he was talking about the dress in this photo, which I only uploaded so I wasn’t the cliche only-head-shots-she-must-be-fat type of girl. Huh.